Some English Will Make You Scream…Jisox!

Success is not really about the amount of money you have.Strippers  earn as much as 150,000 naira weekly exposing their naked bodies in clubs.Also, some politicians steal public funds,and leave their people to suffer.The list of ungodly means of making money are endless.Can we say people who make lots of money by ungodly means are successful?The likes of Bill Gates and Aliko Dangote can never be poor simply because they have a solution to some of human problems.Bill Gate helps solve the problem of information technology. .Dangote helps solve the problem of getting some basic needs like salt,cement,flour,steel,oil and gas and real estate.I think success is fulfilling your destiny on earth,and achieving your vision.A lot of rich people today are not successful.What is your own definition of success???

 

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Aug 24th 2015, 07:38

O boy! This picture from trending hashtag #CaptureLifeFive13, reminded me of one 'Danfo experience' I had last week. Lol (Not Ladun)

I was sitting in the back row, waiting for the last passenger to arrive and suddenly, I heard a heated argument between the conductor and the supposed passenger. The lady was objecting to the conductor sitting beside her as the actual number of passengers per row is supposed to be four, but unknown to her, the conductor has to sit on that row with the already seated four passengers.

The conductor told her calmly, "Madam, na five dey sit down here". On hearing this, she flared up, "What do you mean? Do you think we are sardines, what kind of inhumane act is that?


In a bid to respond to her 'Big English', the conductor responded, "Madam, conductor is sit down here!"

Immediately he said this, someone at the front seat shouted, 'Jisox!'  The passengers erupted in laughter; she clearly got what she wanted.

That wasn't all o, the conductor got angry so decided to create a room for himself, he pulled his frame upright locking his fingers on the bus' roof only to reveal a hairy black disgusting armpit. I couldn't take. I almost fainted, Lol.

Anyways back to the hashtag #CaptureLifeFive13; people have been uploading cool life experiences on Twitter and my source has confirmed that actually anyone can upload pictures with the hashtag.

Give a cool caption and WIN N1000.00

That's the fun part! You can even win Recharge card vouchers by giving your uploaded picture a cool caption and if you don't want to upload any pictures (well, 'cos you don't have data I suppose), you can caption an existing post and win a recharge card voucher!

So, let's get down to it. I sha caption the above picture as Danfo palava #CaptureLifeFive13.I hope I win


I'll leave you with some pictures to caption and WIN Awoof recharge cards! Do join them on twitter with the hashtag #CaptureLifeFive13 and win too.

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Revenge is a Poison meant for others, which we end up swallowing ourselves. Vengence is a Dark Light that blinds all who seek it. Don’t argue with Idiots.. They will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.

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Revenge is a Poison meant for others, which we end up swallowing ourselves. Vengence is a Dark Light that blinds all who seek it. Don’t argue with Idiots.. They will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Source : http://www.coolnsmart.com/wise_quotes/
Revenge is a Poison meant for others, which we end up swallowing ourselves. Vengence is a Dark Light that blinds all who seek it. Don’t argue with Idiots.. They will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Source : http://www.coolnsmart.com/wise_quotes/

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